Another year has passed here on Project 1999 Red server. The members of <Flowers of Happiness> wish to extend Seasons Greetings to all winter travelers and homesteaders, and hope you have a warm and safe New Years!
Remember, display your hall passes on your breastplate or jerkin in clear view to avoid any accidental fines while in Lower Guk and Upper Guk. We appreciate your continued cooperation and patience as we work out kinks in the registration process. Have your platinum and Bank of Ak'Anon routing number ready when you call.*.
*Users should no longer experience a busy signal on 1-800-Go-Flowers and there are semi-nude Half Elves standing by ready to take your call.